Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.