Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...