No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...