Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...