Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...