yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...