Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...