How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Guide To Parenthood
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Fear of bombs on planes
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The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...