Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....