Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...