Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...