Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...