African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....