M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...