This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Pessimist and a dog
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Weight Control
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Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
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