Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...