No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...