Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...