First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Halloween handouts
|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!