Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...