The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it