Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Purchasing mailing lists
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An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...