No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Commanding the dumb
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Efficiency
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A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...