For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...