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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
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A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
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Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...