Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...