What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...