Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...