Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
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One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
The Lettuce Joke
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Phone songs
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Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.