Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...