Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...