Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...