What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...