Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...