What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...