Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...