Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!