Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Skiing season training
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If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...