Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.