Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...