Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...