Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....