Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Indian Humor
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...