Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!