The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...