What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...