Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...