Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...