Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...