Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...