Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Advice from lawyers
|George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However,...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...